Good idea

The best thing to do with those 21 gender flags which some NHS dickhead came up with is to combine them into a single Raving Bonkers Banner, according to a Daily Disaster reader. One with a lot of sense!

The Ice Axe Experience

One of my mates was going on about the Ice Axe Experience and had an interesting explanation when I asked for one. It seems some pundit said punishing the Tories by electing a Labour govenment to make its usual huge mess makes as much sense as bashing yourself on the head with a lump hammer.
    In response, another pundit said it was more like hitting yourself in the face with the spike on the back of an ice axe! My mate, going one better, decided it would be more like smearing yourself with honey and going and sitting on a next of fire-ants. Which sounds about right, given Labour’s history in office.

Worth a watch

The 2009 film Star Trek gets a bit silly in places but it’s very enjoyable and it’s been so long since I last saw it that I had no idea what would happen next. Which was good.

No flags waved

Is it mitigation that some sports have banned blokes claiming to be female from competing against real women at some levels? Only to an idiot. And someone needs to explain that to our prime minister.
    There’s probably no point in trying to do the same to old Starmer as lawyers know everything and if you don’t agree with them, you’re automatically wrong.

Just Stop

Someone needs to strap Mark Dolan of GB Views down and tell him that calling the Hamas cross-border atrocity the biggest attack on Jews since the Nazi Holocaust is just ludicrous.
    And saying it at every opportunity just makes him look like an idiot.

Time Wasters

Are we much better than the Yanks? Not with our MPs doing gesture politics like yelling for a ban on the sale of peat compost on spurious planet-saving grounds.
    Just ask the idiot for actual numbers on how much carbon dioxide is liberated by using peat and how much goes up the chimneys of the average Chinese power station and watch the idiot run away.

World War III?

Fireworks all round us last night. Some of them quite spectacular. Okay, it was St. George’s Day but how do you explain that to the Mansion cat?